Jokes for Kids

Snake1: I'm glad I'm not poisonous. Snake2: Why? Snake1: I just bit my tougne. I loved this joke, its my favourite. Hope you like it too Max

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: To get his quarter back!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? A: Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was it hot after the basketball game? A: Because all the fans were gone!

Why is tennis such a noisy game? A: Because everyone raises such a racket!

What did the grape do when he got squashed? A: He gave out a little whine!

What kind of key doesn't fit into a keyhole? A: A keyboard key!

How do you stop meatballs from drowning? A: Put them in gravy boats

What is the demons' favorite TV sitcom? A: Fiends

Why are graveyards so noisy? A: Because of all the coffin

What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on a head and I'll hang around

Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick

What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on a head and I'll hang around.

What do you call a 18 wheeler loaded with pigs? A : an 18 squeeler - Submitted by Troy, age 5

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork

What do you call the top of a dog house? A: The Woof

What vegetable has rhythm? A: A Beet

What awards to the give to wonderful Grandmothers? A: The Grammies

What kind of shirt always needs a shower? A: A Sweatshirt

What did they wear to the Boston Tea Party? A: T-Shirts

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